I've got nothing... I can't even come up with a smart ass remark...
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Some years ago we had fun playing with the Nigerian scammers.... We pretended to make good on all of their requests and faked that we were going to Nigeria to secure the money first hand. Boy that was fun! Lot's of emails back and forth about just missing the opportunity to hand them over our money. i.e. Dear King Netanaya, sorry I missed the opportunity to meet with you in person on your trip to Halifax. I was quickly called away to a meeting in France and had to leave suddenly. I will meet up with you in Zimbabwe and deliver you my certified cashiers check in person next Thursday at 2pm at the agreed upon location.....
Hey Harry do you still have the fake ID we sent them? I know you have it somewhere. We should publish those emails, they were great. The thing I remember most was the picture of the "gold" that we would receive. The "gold" was really just dried corn in a chest, but with a sub 2 mega-pixel camera it sure looked like gold.... NOT!